I want to go on Vacation, but I can't… you know? Because I know. – Tom Cruise Scientologist Video

If you haven’t seen this, watch it. It is ridiculous.

http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientologists-dont-want-you-to-see

The soundtrack makes it. I pray this is some sort of meta guerilla marketing campaign.

From Warren Ellis, via BAD SIGNAL:

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WARREN ELLIS

It occurred to me today that Mormon politician Mitt Romney’s
candidacy is, in part, an experiment to see if America can
handle the idea of a figure of authority who also believes himself
to be wearing magic underpants.

If that’s so, then I think you guys are twelve years away from a
Scientologist running for President.

And I think you know which Scientologist I mean.

You’re welcome.

— W